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Goddess of love, beauty, pleasure and procreation.
In some versions of the myth, there were ultimately two versions. The first in which she was birthed very beautifully and miraculously from the foam created by Ouranos’ penis when it hit the ocean. I’m not even exaggerating. Her name pretty much meant ‘ocean foam’ but it might as well have meant ‘penis—,’
I’m off track. The second version involved a very typical rendition of Zeus ‘doing the do’ with some Goddess lady (Dione) and her having given birth to Aphrodite. To be honest? Penis Foam was much more interesting.

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